A Truly British Farce

To the Independent:


I think the Rothbury Tourist Board should be very proud of the Summer Fete they put on this year. It had everything. A circus (of the media variety), a Keystone Cops show, paint balling in the woods, celebrity guest appearances from WPC Wendoline from Wallace & Grommit and Chief Inspector Tim Nice But Dim, and best of all, the BBC changed its news channel theme tune to include the “Doof Doofs” from their soap opera “The NorthEastEnders”…

To quote some lyrics from “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” :

Running around trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it too

Paul Harper