School Sports

Harriet Walker in The Independent said what I had felt for a long time about school sports:

Prompting this:


Thank you Harriet Walker for telling it like it is about school sports. What an utter waste of time and money that subject is, I hated every minute of it.

“It’s character-building” they cry. No it isn’t. It’s a means whereby those blessed with an over-abundance of competitiveness and physique can compensate for their embarrassment in classroom topics. As though chasing a bag of wind around a lump of grass getting shouted at by C2DE types in some way defines a national psyche.

“It builds self-respect” they claim, as if following the example of those team-players with self-respect by the metric tonne – the bankers – was some kind of ideal aspiration. They would have benefitted from less sport and more home economics in my view.

School sports builds self-loathing and fosters depression more than any other subject and any moves to clip its wings has my support. In both senses of the word.

Paul Harper

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