Nostradamus Predicted the iPad 2

Little whimsy written to The Independent about today’s launch of the iPad2 :

Sirs,

From Nostradamus’ “Les Propheties” chapter 38: “It shall come to pass prior to the Ides of March 2,011 years after The Great Fraud that the prophet Ste. Jobs shall descend from Mount Cupertino bearing a renewed tablet and shall offer the same to the assembled masses below. And there will be a great wailing, for the tablet shall be seen to be little changed from the first. The faithful fanboys near and far shall be distraught for the Almighty shall once again have denied them their retinal display and full HD playback. There will be dark mutterings about version 3 next year and cursings at the false prophet Xoom…”

Paul Harper

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These posts represent the collected thought of Paul Harper. Usually rants, occasionally lucid, always easily ignored. Read, don't read, your call!

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