Jordan Divorces Again (translation)

From tonight’s London Evening Standard:

Translation:

FORMER topless tart Katie Price divorced yet again today in a “Quickie” 55-second hearing at London’s High Court. The 36-year-old mother of several, previously known as “The Gorgeous Jordan, 38-DD”, did not turn up as she was granted a decree nisi because of the unreasonable behaviour of cage fighter Alex Reid, 36. They married in a seedy Las Vegas ceremony in February 2010 and split up in January last year.

District Judge Anne Aitken granted the decree after ruling the marriage had “irretrievably broken down” and that Price now found it “unprofitable” to live with Reid.

There. Much better!

Arsecandle and Felch

Comment on the Guardian web site in response to their article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/2012/mar/11/1

I couldn’t agree more. A shop that thinks it’s a night club – pitch black with pounding “music”, with vacuous, useless and rude staff and full of self-obsessed nobodies desperate to be seen and heard – two things that are impossible given the light and sound levels. I hate the place with a vengeance. It is not for nothing that it and its adherents, are referred to as “Arsecandle and Felch”.

Catering largely to the downmarket gay male and his faghag female followers, it is unsurprising that it does well. Dedicated followers of label fashion are ten a penny on the streets of London, and A&F have tapped into this in much the same way that Hollister, Hackett and Superdry have started to. It’s lowest-common-denominator retail with spray-on aspiration. As genuine as the fake tans its customers so love.

I’m not surprised Saville Row don’t like it. I don’t like it either.

With all the predictability of a wet English summer’s day, it got to over 55 “recommended” clicks before they deleted it because it “did not comply with house rules”. I am assuming someone looked up “Felch” for them! <grin>