Jordan Divorces Again (translation)

From tonight’s London Evening Standard:


FORMER topless tart Katie Price divorced yet again today in a “Quickie” 55-second hearing at London’s High Court. The 36-year-old mother of several, previously known as “The Gorgeous Jordan, 38-DD”, did not turn up as she was granted a decree nisi because of the unreasonable behaviour of cage fighter Alex Reid, 36. They married in a seedy Las Vegas ceremony in February 2010 and split up in January last year.

District Judge Anne Aitken granted the decree after ruling the marriage had “irretrievably broken down” and that Price now found it “unprofitable” to live with Reid.

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