Olympic Branding Nazis

Missive to The Independent prompted by excessive policing of branding connected with the Olympics:

Sirs,

As my 10 hour unpaid days as an Olympic volunteer loom next week, I am happily getting my Nike underwear and tshirts ready to wear under the Adidas-branded clown uniform we’ve been issued with. In the same way I shall enjoy shopping at Burger King after my shift.

I realise that mocking manipulative corporate overlords by using others is shallow, but I will get a smile from it.

Paul Harper

… Which, with their usual slightly irritating edits, they published: