Ronseal David Cameron

After David Cameron in his mid-term statement about the state of the Coalition Of The Clueless used the phrase “It’s a Ronseal coalition, it does exactly what it says on the tin”, I thought I’d drop a line to the Evening Standard…

David Cameron got one thing right yesterday. His government is definitely a stain. “Does what it says on the tin” he quipped amusingly, forgetting that the tin says “Use only in well-ventilated areas, wash brushes in white spirit”. It’s going to take an ocean-going tanker of white spirit to wash away these failures.

They published it: