The 2013 Awards Season: The Lord Harper Award goes to Russell Brand

My one and only “… of the year” award: For constantly sounding like a fart in a thesaurus factory; for having opinions on everything without having thought of anything; for allowing his childish desire to sound educated and funny overwhelm any desire to actually be correct; and finally for rebelling against something he doesn’t understand, using methods that nobody would notice and with no defined alternative considered, my “Total Dickhead of 2013 Award” goes to: Russell Brand.