Trump vs. Freedom Caucus

The one good thing that the ongoing Trump farce has done is crystalise what “conservative commentator” means. 

In the good old days, it used to be a handful of over-shoulderpadded types like Michelle Bachmann, Ann Coulter and whoever that nutjob hockey mom was from Alaska. All very noisy people, but generally safe to ignore because they were never going to be taken seriously by anyone. 

But now that average American IQs have dropped sufficiently to put the Cretin-in-Chief into the White House, they’ve finally achieved a prominence that, even in the height of their usual weekend of autoerotic asphyxiation sessions, they’d never dreamed-of before. 

Shouty, rude, constantly interrupting, identically dressed, all needing their roots re-doing and desperately under-sexed, they are the new Muppet Show. Elevating background noise to an artform to such an extent that even poor old Bill O’Reilly is struggling to keep up. 

Watching the fight between Trump and Freedom Caucus is the embodiment of the mythical battle of wits between unarmed opponents. 

It would be great fun to watch if it didn’t represent America’s rigor mortis…

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About Paul Harper
These posts represent the collected thought of Paul Harper. Usually rants, occasionally lucid, always easily ignored. Read, don't read, your call!

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